jokes

a joke from kevinwilson ^Pro 181 days old

An Irishman was very overweight, so his doctor put him on a diet . The doctor told him: 'I want you to eat regularly for two days, then skip a day, ...

in the rough from kevinwilson ^Pro 215 days old

i haven't played golf since i was about fourteen, when my uncle made the mistake of being matey and indulging in a bit of male bonding.  he invited me ...

planting an idea from kevinwilson ^Pro 217 days old

A prisoner in jail receives a letter from his wife: "Dear husband, I have decided to plant some lettuce in the back garden. When is the best time to ...

in conversation from kevinwilson ^Pro 220 days old

Three old ladies sit in a cafe - discussing their health. First lady:  "You know, I'm getting really forgetful. This morning, I was standing at the ...

engineer joke - yes, really! from kevinwilson ^Pro 348 days old

Three engineering students were gathered discussing the possible designers of the human body. One said, "It was a mechanical engineer. Just look at all ...

jokes from kevinwilson ^Pro 391 days old

i've only just realised that i can't remember ANY jokes.this is serious.i need some jokes for my speech to the belgium parliament tonight.i'll be delivering ...

you're kidding from kevinwilson ^Pro 404 days old

do you remember that phase a few years ago when just about every office was playing practical jokes with phone calls? the usual one was leaving a message ...