doris

reunited from kevinwilson ^Pro 31 days old

i just wanted to let you know that doris and i are getting back together. she sent me a gift from Pies R Us and it turned my stomach. so i said if ...

dream 2 from kevinwilson ^Pro 182 days old

i dreamed a dream i had married a pig. when i woke up, doris was snoring.

reunited from kevinwilson ^Pro 205 days old

i was overcome as doris walked into the hall.the smell of pickled onion was quite overpowering, but she looked ok.i kissed her in the porch, but she ...

she's back from kevinwilson ^Pro 207 days old

doris is back home tomorrow.the palace is tidier than it has ever been thanks to my good friend, the charlady as i call her affectionately - scunthorpe ...

parting from kevinwilson ^Pro 210 days old

is such sweet sorrow. i waved to doris as she was pushed into the royal reliant robin for her state visit to the jammie dodger production facility ...

pet names from kevinwilson ^Pro 212 days old

doris, my little sugar lump yes my darling dipstick? could you pass me the milk, honeybun? certainly, sweetypops makes you heave, doesn't it? i ...

laughter festival from kevinwilson ^Pro 216 days old

i woke up with a jerk.doris was laughing.it wasn't just any old chuckle - this was what you might call a belly laugh.and when doris has a belly laugh ...

wine research from kevinwilson ^Pro 217 days old

[ ... ] lady doris is gnawing away on a spare rib (the pig doesn't seem to mind) while drinking a can of guinness, and singing the theme tune from star ...

pies from kevinwilson ^Pro 218 days old

doris has got her little team of helpers in today to bake some pies.we're talking big here.doris is head chef, backed up by flossie, lottie, betty, hetty ...

tights from kevinwilson ^Pro 219 days old

doris is gloating over her new tights.it took about ten minutes to unfurl them, and another twenty to find the toes so we could hoist them up her legs. flossie ...