the golden anniversary edition of night thoughts.
what a thought.

better be good this time then.
hmmm ....

why does everything have to have even numbered legs (apart from three legged races)?

is going to heaven a permanent arrangement, or can you be chucked out if you misbehave?

if you went to the fish shop and asked for a codpiece, i wonder whether the fishmonger would improvise with a fish finger?

is social networking anti-social?

why don't they publish figures which show how many people are not watching x factor and strictly come dancing?

thanx for sharing my night thoughts over the last few months.