has anyone ever had a tooth pulled out using that time honoured method of tying string round the molar, tying the other end to the door handle, and then kicking the door shut?

i just want to know cos i have a childhood memory of this happening to me.

am i alone in my pain?

is there a counselling service for kids with gaps in their gobs caused by string and door knobs?

can i get a solicitor and get compensation for the suffering this caused me?

etc etc