it was the office cleaning lady's last day last friday, and when i got into work this morning, i realised that she wanted to leave her mark.

how can i put this delicately?

at around 10.30, i had the urge to go to the gents for a sit down job.

it was like entering the pit of doom!

the choking smell of bleach, the poison clouds, the evil bubbling yellowish seething mixture down the lav bowl ...
it was like going for a crap on the surface of venus.

i should have pulled that chain before i started, but - no - that would waste water, i thought.

big mistake ...

you know when you drop a stone into the water, or a brick, maybe - how you get a sort of splashback?

do i need to say more?

domestos kills all known germs, and has the potential to destroy a lot more besides.

i only hope cleaning lady is enjoying her retirement.

fortunately, i still hope to be able to enjoy mine...