teach yourself ... number five

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teach yourself ... number five

by kevinwilson ^Pro @ 2009-07-03 – 10:16:15

i'm still building up my library of teach yourself books.
thanks for recent contributions, which i have now acquired.
but i now have a whole new shelf to fill, so ...

i wondered about...
teach yourself COMMUNICATING WITH FISH - imagine the look on your goldfish's face when you tell it you're just off out to the shops; and imagine the look on yours when it says bring me a mars bar, i'm sick to death of f%^&* ing flakes

teach yourself STOMACH PUMPING - forget dieting, just clear your tubes out once a week: be a great way to break the ice at parties too.

anyway, i'll keep scouring the bookshops, but if you have any more titles for my list, please just let me know.

ta ta!
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17 Comments to teach yourself ... number five

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- nultygoestopartick
- 2009-07-03 @ 10:24:01
Teach your self black head squeezing
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 11:29:04
  could be quite a thin book, though.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2009-07-03 @ 10:52:07
lol my goldfish do look sick to death of those fish flakes! What on Earth are they? They stink
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 11:29:40
  i don't want to know, thanks!!
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- brokendownangel ^Pro
- 2009-07-03 @ 11:09:00
teach yourself mastication (yeah the art of chewing not the other thing) x
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 11:30:28
  good idea ... teach yourself the other thing would be a good title too, though! x
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2009-07-03 @ 12:23:21
is there a teach yourself communicating with Cats? that would be very useful for me.
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 16:43:37
  if there isn't, you should write it. go on, have a go! your cat will help, i'm sure ...
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- justgrrl
- 2009-07-03 @ 13:45:37
*ahem* I don't really believe you can teach yourself anything from books - you always need teachers to teach you things, *she said, on a modest, slightly self advertising tone*
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 16:44:33
  i am sure you are right, even though you are slightly biased!
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- Bushka ^Pro
- Bushka
- 2009-07-03 @ 14:57:06
Teach yourself Obfuscation!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2009-07-03 @ 16:45:00
  i'll put that one on the shelf, bushka!
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    - Bushka
    - 2009-07-03 @ 17:06:55
    Brilliant reference book....especially if you need to advise people who suffer from chronic 'Politicianitis'
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- pompeycaulkhead
- 2009-07-03 @ 20:20:58
Teach yourself Antidisestablishmentarianism. It would have to be at least A3 to fit the title in.....
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- ravingmad
- 2009-07-03 @ 21:54:23
Teach yourself woggling
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- NotBob ^Pro
- 2009-07-04 @ 00:02:37
Teach Yourself Glue Making. You wouldn't be able to put it down!
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- Neonjake
- 2009-07-04 @ 02:58:06
I was thinking "The Art Of Septic Tank Scuba Diving" the end results would be a huge bucket of crap.
jake
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