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@ 2009-07-02 – 20:47:13
if i turn my watch back an hour, i should be able to catch that programme i missed.
why do some people use the term 'old bat' - i never saw my grandma hanging upside down in a cave.
the mens champion at wimbledon will win a load of money - which may mean a murray mint... ha ha.
(sorry, that was a night joke, not a night thought)
if i placed my sculpture of a hare on top of my cupboard, would that make it a harey chest.
why have i got a clock on the bedside table? i'm asleep, aren't i?
Bushka
Pro 
kevinwilson
Pro thank you!
eggbod
You are not going to bed at this ungodly hour surely Kev?
It's still light outside....
Btw you have a clock on your bedside table just incase you need a pee in the night. Then you can look at the clock and tell everyone in the morning at what time you flushed the lavvy!
kevinwilson
Pro you are very perceptive - 'did you have a good night?'
'no - i got up at two forty seven to go for a slash/'
(yawn)
eggbod
One may be that precise if one owns a digital clock.
The analogue-y efforts present vague approximations of time unless forced to turn the bedside light on thus waking any sleeping partner!!!!!!!!
Result!
kevinwilson
Pro i do like the way your mind works!!
ravingmad
You keep the clock there so you know what time it is when you fall asleep 
kevinwilson
Pro aaaah - thanks (i think)
PrincessFiona
) Hare-y chest~! LOL
kevinwilson
Pro i'm a silly sod at times! x
PrincessFiona
Not at all... 
you have a fantastic gift to make people smile 
technomist
Its short for old battle axe, but not one people are keen on.
kevinwilson
Pro interesting - thanks.
x
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Positively amusing!