in the words of that well-known song ' three wheels on my wagon, and i'm still rolling along ...'
you know how you have those days where you feel really old, all of a sudden?
i had one of those this morning.
i felt ... oh ... at least thirty (cough cough) ...
i had, in no particular order,
toothache
backache
gutache
and monday morning at work ache.
then i got to work and saw one of my colleagues, who it has to be said, is not known for her beauty or charm, and i realised i had a lot to be thankful for -
i didn't have face ache.
i'm much better now, thank you.
though i have got a little twinge in the gluteus area.
which means i've probably got arse ache now.
nultygoestopartick

did it work?
Ugly people have their uses