could whoever put jack in the box please let him out?

if the grass is always greener on the other side, i'm going to have to get myself a flymo.

why doesn't the trade description act apply to horrible red wine?  it should just be called Vin de Crap so we know what we're buying.

would a dog with hare lip go 'mark mark'?

who put the bop in the bopdewopdewop?

goodnight!!