eagle eye understands that mister obama is not friends with mister sarkozy, the french dwarf, and has refused an invitation to have dinner at nick's place in paris after the d day celebrations.

the media are saying he has snubbed sarkozy because he is a limelight hogger and slagged off obama as inexperienced recently.

but the real truth is that mister sarkozy is actually taller than mister obama.
camera crews have been ordered to fit special lenses whenever they film obama, to make him look taller.
buildings have been reduced in height by several metres so he doesn't look dwarfed.
and his aides have to dig deep holes everywhere for his wife to stand in so she doesn't dwarf him either.
he also wears stilts at public functions.

anyway, i've offered to pop round to nick's house tonight.
i just know i won't be able to resist asking him if he has frogs legs.
or if he has petite saucisson.

but he'll be well chuffed when i let him sit on my knee and tell him he's taller than obama.