@ 2009-05-30 – 23:57:17
the fact is ...
that in a blind taste test, only three out of 18 people were able to identify a sample of dog food from a selection which also included duck liver mousse, spam, pork liver pate, and liverwurst.
so now maybe you can save a few quid next time you have guests for dinner.
in fact, you could serve up a real dogs dinner and no-one would know.
woof woof!
Palmblogging
kevinwilson
Pro no way! 
Palmblogging
She has also told me that one night he was pestering her to get intimate but one of her boys had been awake with a cold. She had went and rubbed Vics vapour rub on the wee lads chest. When she returned to bed the pesting started so she let him think he was getting some by handling his bits. Unbeknown to him she still had Vics on her hands. Seemingly this stuff can really hurt when applied to sensitive areas.
I just never push things with her as I know what kind of things she's capable off. ;-)
QueeneMab
X
kevinwilson
Pro kennomeat is delicious, i hear.
x
tylluanpenry
My dogs are none too keen on dog food (apart from Butcher's tripe). Given a choice they prefer lightly cooked liver, fresh mince, pasta, beef bourguignon etc.
Mr Penry has long suspected that some folk are merely enzymes for converting food into s*** 
kevinwilson
Pro thanks for giving me such a laugh!!
brokendownangel
Pro I made dog food vol-au-vents once for a work party - every single one was eaten, and compliments were given! Amazing what a stock cube and a bit of garlic can do to transform food x
kevinwilson
Pro hmmm - steer clear of blogmeets where you are doing the catering then! x
brokendownangel
Pro ah twas a long time ago and my boss had pissed me off and it was his party x
pompeycaulkhead
OMG!!!!!!! Thats gross!!!!!!!!
(Funny as fuck though)
brokendownangel
Pro I know but i was young and my boss was a total dickhead - a jewish dickhead at that and came in screaming about no pork at the party - even though i hadn't done any!! so i did beef dog food instead I think it was 'chunky'
pompeycaulkhead
Lovely!!!!!!!!
ravingmad
BOL Wicked! 
kevinwilson
Pro and your best icon yet, too!!
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Deb has told me that she once asked her ex what he wanted on his pieces for lunch at work. ANYTHING was the reply shouted at her in a rather shitty manner. So Debs told me she made them up with pet food and put them in his piece box. The prat came home at night and the box was empty. The ignorant clown had eaten them and even commented they were good and can she do that again sometime for him ;-)