today is the eagle eye general election ...
and here are a selection of the proposals which candidates have put forward.

please choose just ONE.  otherwise, we'll end up with three times the number of MPs, at a time when we could all manage with having a lot fewer ...

the party manifestos include the following proposals:

... have bank holidays on fridays - we'd all enjoy them even more, wouldn't we? mondays are rubbish.

... forbid any shops to open on sundays - so we could enjoy other leisure activities, like doing nothing?

... make people fit through steel frames, like they do with luggage, before they can get on aeroplanes - and those that don't have to pay an excess fare?