ah, the wonders of science ...

this is the latest toilet design, which incorporates a hand basin, so the water you use to wash your hands can be used to flush the lav you've just been ... er ... using.

wash lav

but i do wish they'd do things properly.
i mean, you'd have to get OFF the toilet, stand up, turn round, and then wash your hands.
ridiculous waste of energy.
they should just have switched the toilet seat round so it faced the basin, so you could do the whole thing in one
easy ... er ... movement.

and another thing, what if i want a shave while someone else is doing number two's?
i can't, can i?

number one (did you see what i did there?), the basin is too small.
number two, one wrong move with my gillette turbo and someone is going to get a brazilian.

it was a nice try, but i think i'll stick to my good old industrial size bog with the pump handle action, thus ensuring that whatever i've just done gets a nice send-off, and shoots the rapids on its journey to the english channel ....