remember the fire in the bath?

well now there has been a fire in someone's driveway.
how shocking is that?
the local news were hot on the case this morning, telling us that fire crews dashed to the scene to extinguish the blaze.
because there were fears that the fire was close to parked cars.
well i suppose it would be, being as how it was on a driveway.

i think it should be on news at ten tonight,
with an investigative journalist giving us the background.

i can't wait for the next instalment in the spooky fires sequence, can you?

but i suppose, sooner or later, i'm going to have to have a word with kev the fireman and ask him what the blazes is going on?

(did you see what i did there?)