wouldn't it be more fun if today was a bunk holiday?

we could all go off to bunk farms and try to get in the top bunk, then just lie there for the day.
wouldn't be much fun if you were a prisoner, i suppose. because it wouldn't be much of a change...
but it sounds like a nice change from a bank holiday.
to me, anyway.

even better, though blasphemous, if we change one letter from the whole weekend and call it 'taster' -
a time for eating new things.
i mean, if you are very religious, you can still have easter eggs if you want.
but taster sunday does sound a lot better.
to me, anyway.

i'm sure i'll come up with some more of these.

meanwhile, i'm going for a lie down in my bank.