how can eating fruit be good for you when i always get the apple stuck in my mouth? there should be a sticker telling you to cut it into pieces.

what's the point of toilet lids?  they only get in the way.

does anyone ever serve coffee on a coffee table?

why don't they make vertical beds so you can sleep in your work clothes and not have to get dressed in the morning?

if noah was so clever, why did his ark run aground?

  night night