night thoughts 31

do turkeys eat people for christmas? if so, do they prefer goblins?

if all the opticians went out of business would we all get on the wrong bus and chat up the coatstand?

if so many people pick their noses, why are there so many ugly ones?

i don't think superman was that clever, otherwise he would have spelled his name out on his t shirt.

do easyjet planes have outside toilets?

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- xmillyxxx ^Pro
- 2008-12-01 @ 22:58:36
LOL... Excellent!
Night hunny x
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-01 @ 23:02:08
  i think it is time for a seven hour nap! sleep tight xx
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- QueeneMab
- 2008-12-01 @ 22:59:46
X
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-01 @ 23:02:28
  sleep well xx
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- lucreziaborgia ^Pro
- 2008-12-01 @ 23:01:52
People are unpalatable, Kevin, you know that. Turkeys know that. They only eat people who otherwise would wring their necks.

Ugly people too. And noses.

I was just about starting to be able to spell my married name, and now I am getting divorced. Ah well.

Easyjet planes ARE outside toilets.

xlux
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-01 @ 23:03:42
  good answers, lu!
  night night xx
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- EllieGant
- 2008-12-01 @ 23:05:21
Aw, don't mention the turkeys. Let them live on in blissful ignorance for another three weeks ....
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-02 @ 18:03:53
  i know - it is rather sad ...
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- joebangles
- 2008-12-01 @ 23:10:33
Damn you Kevin, I won't sleep a wink thinking about those questions.
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- Zsussana
- 2008-12-01 @ 23:13:53
I didn't think easy jet had loos

sleep tight
x
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-02 @ 18:04:29
  maybe you have to pay extra for a trip to the loo!
  
  xx
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- 2008-12-01 @ 23:19:40
PMSL ... Your funny

Sleep well xox
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-02 @ 18:04:56
  that's nice to know!
  thank you xx
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- jenray ^Pro
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- 2008-12-01 @ 23:49:57
Check out MattK's latest offering...I really enjoy the world you create... GBHs and nearly night night to you...XXX
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-02 @ 18:05:22
  i will have a look - and thanks, jen xx
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- kiki2u
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- 2008-12-02 @ 08:26:38
LOL
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-02 @ 18:05:47
  thanks kiki!! xxxx
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- AnotherMuggle
- 2008-12-02 @ 11:12:51
Superman is just stupid on the hole. He only changed his clothes and no one knew who he was! It wasn't like he had a mask for goodness sake!
Maybe Superman is clever and his friends are idiots!
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-02 @ 18:06:43
  yeah - at least spiderman had a proper mask!
  
  xx
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- sweetymon
- 2008-12-02 @ 12:43:03
I have a mental image of a family of turkeys eating a person for christmas dinner, with potatoes and veg xx
- - kevinwilson
  - 2008-12-02 @ 18:03:21
  gordon brown would feed a family of four for a week, i'm sure! xx
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