if music be the food of love - why don't they make edible iPods?

and another thing - my mum used to tell me that if i didn't eat my dinner, it would be on the table waiting for me the next morning, and it never was.  so where are all those dinners?  did she eat them all, the greedy bugger?

if we rounded up all the leaders of all the countries in the world and locked them in a bed and breakfast place in blackpool for a month, would the world be a better place?  and would the people of blackpool ever forgive me?

why do they call it 'picking your nose' when it is more like coal mining your nose?

and can we bring back capital punishment just for robert kilroy silk?

  night night