life can be annoying at times, can't it?
like today, i get a card through me royal letterbox (it plays the isle of kevin national anthem every time a letter is pushed through - we find it stops a lot of junk mail).
it tells me i owe royal mail £1.10 (in isle of britain money - that's about 10 cents in US dollars at current rates i should think) - because whoever sent me the letter didn't pay enough postage.

i might not even want the bloody letter!

and £1 of that fee is the royal mail administration fee.
so the postage is only underpaid by ten measley pence!!

(have you noticed how the number of exclamation marks is increasing...?!!!)

i paid it online and now wait with gritted teeth for the letter to arrive.

if it's a christmas card from donald trump, i'll set fire to his toupee!!!!!

if i find the letter boring, or it demands money from me, i might ask royal mail for my money back and would they mind returning it to sender...

oooh. i'm so cross, i could smack a cushion!!!!!!!

with my bare hand!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!