my researchers have been busy, gathering the information i need to do my job as a world leader.
for example, i now know that ...
global production of bicycles has quadrupled, while car production has doubled. no wonder people are always late for work.
dogs now outnumber children under the age of 10 in japan. yes, but i bet they're cleaner and better behaved.
seven of the top ten european cities for car theft are in italy, and three are in the isle of britain (manchester, nottingham and hull). i wonder if that's why they're making so many bikes?
people born in december are the most likely to submit a claim for motor insurance. yes, that means you, santa claus.
Nice one. I don't have Santa coming to me this year anyway. Have been a bad girl this year. 
DOOM! I'm December born! And yes, I'm infamous for accidents. If I'm not home by the usual time my husband calls me on the mobile and asks where to pick me up from. I have already been transported home twice by the (handsome) policemen twice in this country alone. ANd proud of it.
About the dogs - there always more dogs under 10 than over. Just so that you know as the future world leader. I will vote for you, Kev. You're the best the world has.