@ 2008-11-02 – 01:22:28
it's one o'clock on sunday morning, but the church isn't open.
why don't mosquitos like it in england?
if potatoes learned to swim, could you catch your own fish and chips?
could gordon brown have a new career as a toby jug?
why has the number of tv programmes you want to watch actually diminished, while the number of channels has increased?
sweetymon
kevinwilson
Pro i reckon i only use my tv for watching dvd's now!
xx
Zappy5971
The church isn't open because they don't want the silver nicked.
Mosquito's like a warm damp climate. England is just DAMP
Don't be silly! Unless the sea turns into hot boiling fat (see global warming) those chips won't be cooked!
Gordon Brown? Isn't he the original model for the Toby Jub?
Ah! don't get me started. It's all rubbish!!
kevinwilson
Pro thanks for clearing all that up for me.
i don't care what they do to the climate as long as the world can still produce fish and chips, newspaper to wrap them in, and salt and vinegar.
Zappy5971
Ah but they don't wrap them in newspaper anymore do they? (see the nanny state) in case we accidentally ingest some news print. They are just in paper now, which gives you nothing to read while you're enjoying your supper. It's wrong if you ask me.
kendersrule
Pro Last time I had fish n chips in Wales they were in newpaper //style// wrapping, not actual news but some kind of faux newspaper... was great!
kevinwilson
Pro that's a clever idea.
curiously enough, i'm going out tonight, for fish and chips, followed by a ghost walk ...
spooky!
x
Your last question reminds me of "Nobody Home" by Pink Floyd:
"I've got thirteen channels of sh*t in the TV to choose from..."
If only it were only thirteen. 
kevinwilson
Pro a pink floyd channel would be good, though...
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That last question has crossed my mind a few times, there's nothing I love to watch anymore (except desperate housewives!) xx