cleaning your teeth at bedtime is such a drag.
there must be an easier way than pushing a stupid bunch of bristles on a plastic stick in your gob and scraping the gums off your teeth.
it's high time someone invented a tasty sweet that cleaned your gnashers for you.
i'll get my scientists on it tomorrow.
now where's me mouthwash?
oh, i know.
i'll swill out with that bottle of whiskey.
should do the trick.
nightie night.
Zappy5971
xx
Dentastix!! Yeah. The dog has them everyday. And I thought, you know what? I'll try em. His teeth are very white. SO I did. I threw up 3 times and I'm still picking the big bits out of me back molars. But hey, it MUST be good for weight loss?? No? And I'm hoping my coat is very glossy by morning. Pass the whiskey... PLEASE?????????????