cleaning your teeth at bedtime is such a drag.
there must be an easier way than pushing a stupid bunch of bristles on a plastic stick in your gob and scraping the gums off your teeth.
it's high time someone invented a tasty sweet that cleaned your gnashers for you.

i'll get my scientists on it tomorrow.

now where's me mouthwash?

oh, i know.
i'll swill out with that bottle of whiskey.
should do the trick.

nightie night.