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@ 2008-10-30 – 00:09:08
do you ever get that feeling, when you are lying in bed?
no, not that one.
the feeling that you are about to let one fly.
but you can't really because it might spoil the mood.
or even wake your sleeping partner up, depending on the severity of the internal pressure.
so the question is, would you ...
a) let it rip and cheerfully accept responsibility?
b) clench your buttocks and implode?
c) run into another room and muffle it with a cushion?
d) let it happen and blame your partner?
MissyMouse
MissyMouse
I have to say that after she called me to tell me the story we were both on the phone screaming with laughter for what seemed like hours!
kevinwilson
Pro brilliant!
it does happen... even the queen must get caught short sometimes.
trintrin1x
It's better out than in!, the trick is to pull ur cheeks apart and then it only comes out as a wee gust rather than a trumpet because of the vibration, try it it works! xx
kevinwilson
Pro ok - here goes.
hmmm - made no difference pulling my cheeks - just made my face look silly!
xx
why do you think i have a cat and a dog...smelly buggers they are always trumping...well they get the blame
kevinwilson
Pro yeah, but ...
oh right. you mean i have to sleep with them as well?
well rather they sleep with you sounds better that way
kevinwilson
Pro bloody pervert ...
As a single guy, I can let fly whenever I want 
!
kevinwilson
Pro
but keep the windows open!
What? And waste all the heat I'd produce, with winter on the way?
Try to muffle the sound with a snore or a cough. But if you get the timing wrong, the results are disastrous.
kevinwilson
Pro it must take years of practice.
not seen a night class in this, yet.
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I have very recently been told this tale by a very good friend of mine....and I promise this is true. You do really need to know my friend to really appreciate this story.
Friend is having a rampant affair. So she meets this guy in the usual hotel. During their fun she feels that she needs to, you know, break wind. So, she runs to the bathroom and gathers up several of those fluffy white towels and uses them as a wind break if you get my meaning!!!!
I shall never look at a fluffy white towel in the same way ever again!