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@ 2008-10-20 – 18:40:20
i've only just realised that i can't remember ANY jokes.
this is serious.
i need some jokes for my speech to the belgium parliament tonight.
i'll be delivering it through a megaphone because belgium's prime minister is hard of hearing, is fed through a funnel, and sits on a cermonial commode.
other than that, he's in full control of his country - if not his bladder.
he won't be having the soup, i shouldn't think.
but anyway - somebody tell me a joke.
quick!
VisionInBlue
Pro 
kevinwilson
Pro that's perfect, thanks!!
VisionInBlue
Pro The old ones are always the best.
smitty1247
If you just want to make him laugh tell him your going to save the economy.
kevinwilson
Pro yeah, thanks, i'll try that one.
Miza-T
My husband wakes up in the middle of the night and asks me:
Why are you spraying perfum, where are you going?
And I shout:
I'm not going anywhere, but you could stop snoring...and farting!!
In the morning I still didn't think it was funny, but everybody else died of laughing!
xx
kevinwilson
Pro i'm not surprised!
xx
menhir
Kevin, if you have a storehouse of megaphone humour such as that which you demonstrated, (I did laugh) why are you appealing for jokes...er oh um, I think I've got it.
kevinwilson
Pro i'm glad you got it - i confuse myself!
EllieGant
Erm - do you think they have heard the one about 'why did the chicken cross the road'?
Or 'Doctor, doctor! It hurts when I do this .... Well, then don't do it!'
kevinwilson
Pro ok ... i'll try that out on them.
but how do you say that in french?
docteur, docteur...ou est le poulet?
Prettyintelligentprincess
Pro I am rubbish at jokes....
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