doris packed my suitcase for me.
i knew i should never have let her.
she only forgot to pack my evening underwear, the ones i wear for posh do's.
well, you can't be too careful, can you.
what if my trousers fell down?  i wouldn't want to look a fool.

so i got these underpants specially made in snow white linen, with black buttons up the .. er... front, and
a black bow tie stuck on.

well, you can't buy them in the shops.

but, thanks to doris, i'm going to spend a night with the stars of belgium (shouldn't be many there, then), wearing my everyday undies - grey.

with turnups.

and a snake belt to keep 'em up.

i shan't dare go to the toilet.