my spin doctors are busy at the moment.

one of them is fixing the washing machine, the other is repairing one of my stainless steel executive toys, which i cannot get to spin however hard i try.

latest from my world of high finance and royalty is that john mccain has invited doris to be his second running mate, working alongside sarah palin-into-insignificance.   well, if he wants presence, doris will surely oblige. 

alastair darling has asked for my advice on interest rates.  i just told him no-one was interested in anything other than the price of petrol, booze and food.  so just cut those prices and you can do what you like, darling.

i was invited to the world premiere of that new film 'eagle eye', which is all about me.  you should go and watch it.  you'll see me as you've never seen me before.  quite butch, actually, though doris says i look like a pansy.

i've had my annual haircut.  my hair grows slower than a cactus and has about the same texture.  a short back and sides takes about three minutes, and two minutes of that is trying to find the hair on the parquet floor afterwards.  i might check out the royal toupee cupboard later.

i hope you are having an interesting time, too?