every year, here on the idyllic (or is that idle) isle of kevin, i offer the chance to make someone's dream come true.
i am just going through some of the letters i have received this time.
a ticket to mars, please - gordon brown
a dirty weekend with sarah palin - mr palin
a bit of peace and quiet while i'm watching the footie - fabulous capello
a new face - cherie blair
there's still time to get your letter in, so let me know pronto! (if your name isn't pronto, you can still have a go...)
Zappy5971
The winning lottery numbers and a fortnight on the Isle of Kev. I don't need the vacation, I just want to take over. Whoops!! I'm not going to win am I?