if we are creatures of nature, why can't i shed my hair in winter and grow it again in spring?

if all life began when the first fish flopped out of the sea, why does my skin go wrinkly if i stay in the bath too long?

if god rested on the seventh day, why is tesco always open?

if politicians represent the people, why do you never see them down the pub?

why do i always feel the need to have five night thoughts?

night night