if you turn over in bed, does the bed end up on top of you?

why draw the curtains when you can just shut them and save a fortune on artists materials?

i've heard of gold, silver and diamond, but how many years do you have to be married for a crap wedding anniversary?

if smoking cigars is so bad for you, how come winston churchill got a state funeral?

would a sub-normal criminal pay for a meal then run off without eating it?


thank you and goodnight.