which do you prefer ...

barry 'concorde' manilow ....

'her name was lola, she was a showgirl, with yellow ribbons in her hair, and a dress cut down to there...'

or the kinks ...

'i met her in a club down the old kent road, where you drink champagne, and it tastes just like cherry cola  ...'

difficult choice, i know.
but if you make the right one, you could win an all expenses paid trip to the official opening of the isle of kevin abattoir.