i could only sit and stare as one aged driver tried to get out of the car park today.

the engine screamed as she reversed inch by inch into the three acres of empty space behind her.
keeping her hands in the correct ten to two position, and her head firmly fixed facing front (not sure if she had a rear view mirror or not - if she did it was clearly redundant, or very dirty), she slowly emerged from her parking space.

disaster!

there was another row of cars about thirty yards in front of her.
but she didn't want to get too near to them.

so, i counted, and she did about twelve mini-turns before finally sailing off down the exit lane with a puff of exhaust smoke from her overheated engine.

i just wish i had my video camera with me.
she would have been a you tube star by tonight!