here on the isle of kevin, we observe the isle of britain and other lesser nations with vague amusement.
one of the things that always gives us a chuckle is the recurring theme of how quickly children grow up these days.

do us a favour!

we've been experimenting on babies (we certainly don't use animals in any of our tests) for years.
we have already produced babies who emerge from the womb already equipped with a list of demands - which they have handwritten while in the womb.
a few of them can talk.
why, only last week, i watched as a little darling pushed himself out with a weary sigh, with the comment:  'i really do think you could have helped me a bit more there, mother.'
then he handed over his shopping list, which included the usual tv, computer, soft porn magazines, and drinks dispenser, and crawled off shouting: 'and i hope the power shower is hot.'

see how advanced we are?

don't worry - i'm sure you'll catch up with us one day.