so here i am with a brand new toolbox.
just enough room for three tools.
so what should i put in it?
i've thought about this (for at least two minutes), and i could be tempted to go for ...
a hammer drill, to try and get it into doris's thick skull that drinking ten pints of grolsch and wearing a bra as ear muffs is just not helping me maintain my dignity as head of state;
a wooden mallet, to tap on said doris's head when she starts snoring and farting in bed;
a staple gun, to ensure that tourists who stray off the paths on my estate are fixed into position where they stand so i can deal with them later (this is where doris with ten pints of grolsch and a bra on her head becomes a weapon of mass destruction, so i might now have to rethink the hammer drill).
if the box was a bit bigger, i might get one of those pressure washers to clean the pie crust from flossie's teeth.
but that's just me being greedy.
