i adjusted my desk chair because i thought it would help my posture.

i never realised it could go so high.

only trouble is, i can't get down again.

i've tried calling for doris and kev the chauffeur but they can't hear me from way up here.

luckily, i have a pen knife.

it won't take me long to gouge a hole in the ceiling and give flossie a fright.

meanwhile, i've rigged up a system to enable me to communicate with the outside world, using my ceremonial dipstick to reach the keyboard.
i started typing this about four hours ago. i'm afraid of heights you see and have done this with my eyes closed.

nearly there now ...

where's the enter key?
if you can read this, will you send someone round please?