it's raining cats and dogs tonight. they make great pets, but does it ever rain hamsters?

if all human life dates back to the moment a fish flopped out of the sea onto land, how come we need to learn to swim?

if a bite from a human is more dangerous and poisonous than a bite from a dog, why don't dog kennels make some money offering love bites?

why do we clap our hands?  what's wrong with hitting your head with a hammer by way of applause?

if jogging makes you slim why do so many obese people wear jogging pants?

goodnight, sleep tight  zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz