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my secrets

by kevinwilson ^Pro @ 2008-08-25 – 18:32:44

some secrets about me, as promised...

i'm afraid of heights.

i once tried to steal a mars bar from woolworths and got caught and clipped round the ear.

i once wore a white polo neck jumper with a leopard skin tie. and i still pulled.

i'm shy.

i once had a moustache and sang 'streets of london' on stage.

well now i've had a good gossip about myself ... are you going to share any of your secrets with me?!
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- QueeneMab
- 2008-08-25 @ 18:50:30
Wow, those are quite some confessions, not sure I can match that.

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- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:20:22
  somehow, i think you could!
  
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- SeasideMan ^Pro
- 2008-08-25 @ 18:50:53
Here's one: I think the Angelic Upstarts version of Streets of London is better than Ralph McTell's original...

Tom.
- - la_spice
  - 2008-08-25 @ 18:55:43
  That's not a secret Tom!!! Come on you can do better than that!
  - - SeasideMan ^Pro
    - 2008-08-25 @ 19:00:03
    Seriously, that is a secret! I don't like most punk music and my friends would be surprised to hear this.
    
    To be honest, nothing else really springs to mind. I don't have many secrets.
    
    Tom.
    - - la_spice
      - 2008-08-25 @ 19:03:23
      In that case you're excused!
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- - QueeneMab
  - 2008-08-25 @ 19:32:25
  Erm was it angelic upstarts or antinowhereleague?
  - - SeasideMan ^Pro
    - 2008-08-25 @ 19:37:19
    Whoops - it was Anti-Nowhere League. My mistake.
    
    Tom.
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      - 2008-08-25 @ 19:37:48
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- la_spice
- 2008-08-25 @ 19:01:04
At least it wasn't a white polo under a v-necked sweater (Andy Williams style!)

Or are you about to confess that too?
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:21:06
  oh no, that would be too terrible.
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- happy28 ^Pro
- 2008-08-25 @ 19:02:45
ready for a big 'un?

I invited my (then) boyfriend round to take my cherry on my mums bed whilst she was at work for the day!

Thankfully (for me) the rotten cad never turned up and I had time to hide the condoms before my mum came home! Ended up waiting another 6 years before I offered myself to someone, and well the wait he was/is!

PHEW, I haven't told anyone that til now!

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- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:23:07
  fancy not turning up!
  what an idiot he was.
  (thanks for sharing!)
  
  xx
  - - happy28 ^Pro
    - 2008-08-26 @ 17:24:29
    to be fair, he was probably getting his end away with about 3 other women in the neighbourhood whilst trying to seduce me, so probably a very good thing.
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-08-25 @ 19:35:48
... "i once wore a white polo neck jumper with a leopard skin tie. and i still pulled."
What did you pull, Kevin? I'm guessing a neck muscle?
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:21:45
  the fittest girl in the disco ACTUALLY.
  
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- http://www.pindipop.blog.co.uk
- 2008-08-25 @ 19:51:04
my secret is that i'm an alien from outer space and i'm here to take over the world!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:23:41
  oh, not you as well!
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- joebangles
- 2008-08-25 @ 20:38:26
Admission is good for the soul, or so tis said, I used to wait at the exit door of the cinema at the end of the first house then go in to watch the film for free.
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:24:12
  your sin is forgiven, my son.
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- lucreziaborgia ^Pro
- 2008-08-25 @ 21:06:37
My (pathetic) secret: my fiance' slept with a mutual friend whilst I was upstairs asleep, and in the morning I found them on the sofa bed, snoring. We were to get married in six weeks. I moved out the following weekend and even went to IKEA with them, helped them choose a new bed (I had broken ours with an iron bar - a little fit of bad temper for which I was excused) and assembled it for them. He is still married to her but she now weighs 14st and looks like a dog. I have a suspicion he may be a little unhappy. xxLuxx
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:25:24
  that's a gold medal winning secret, i reckon.
  
  i bet he lives in a state of permanent regret, the silly git!
  
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- happy28 ^Pro
- 2008-08-25 @ 21:37:37
look at the kettle of worms you've opened now Kevin!

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- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:25:52
  maybe i should be an agony uncle?!
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- MissyMouse
- 2008-08-25 @ 22:40:17
I don't have any secrets....honest I don't, but I do have lots of stories
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-08-25 @ 22:52:27
  you're telling porkie pies and you know it.
  come on!
  out with it - you can tell me and it won't go any further, honest!
  
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