that's all i get from doris.
sweet nothings.
she eats them all.

i wouldn't say she was greedy but she'd eat two potatoes more than a pig.
a big mac is nowhere near big enough.
a kfc family bucket is treated with contempt - 'a single parent family, obviously', she sneers.

she says she's got a sweet tooth.
i suppose she's half right.
she has got a tooth.

but she's lovely really.
she's gone out with flossie again.
the door of the jam doughnut factory has been vandalised and they've gone to see if the vandals need any help.

i did fancy a snack while they were out, but there's nothing left.
except a mars bar which i found hidden in doris's knicker drawer.
i would have understood if it had been smarties.
smarty pants, see?