i get on with most people.
i'm kind and laid back and naturally friendly.

but david drives me MAD!
he just won't shut up.  he talks and gets really close to me and just talks about anything.
he knows i'm not interested because i behave badly and yawn a lot and look at my watch and start walking away.
but he won't read the signs.
he follows me and says, you're tired.  because i yawned. 
and, that's a nice watch, because i looked at my watch.
and, i'll come with you, because i started walking somewhere.
and he manages the difficult feat of being boring ALL THE TIME.
he never says anything remotely interesting or relevant.
he might not be well, but I DON'T CARE.

i can't tell you how or where this happens for obvious reasons.

but i think i'm going to have to smash his face in.

in the nicest possible way, of course. 

but before i do - i need to know that you understand.
you know what i mean, and why it is so bloody maddening, don't you?

please say yes...