coming up tomorrow on isle of kevin tv ...

11 am - global patronisation:  michael palin bumps into other celebrities (and bono) on another free trip round the world
2pm - little brother:  the first boy to say a rude word or poo his pants gets thrown out of the house
4pm - antiques roadshow: tv presenters who should have died years ago are brought back to life and valued by a panel of experts from the womens institute
6pm - the olympic games: a one hour special with all the results from an event which hasn't happened yet - the drugs shock; the quadruple gold olympic medal winning five year old chinese girl; the british team wins a bronze in the three legged race after four teams are disqualified...
10pm - michael palin smiles a lot and runs up a huge expense account in nigeria (repeat)