kevlines is proud to unveil its new aircraft - the one that will take you into space for your holidays.
while richard branson tries to convert an old boeing by standing it upright and putting lots of video screens and virgin tv programmes into seatbacks, i have actually been doing something useful.
and here she is ...
by the way, that's me standing under the tail, looking for my lost luggage.
my plan is to carry the space ship underneath this little beauty, then press a button to release you all on your one way trip to paradise.
we provide tents and a couple of oxygen tanks so you can stay alive for a reasonable period. enjoy the views of earth as you breathe your last - safe in the knowledge that we saved you a fortune.
be honest - you couldn't have afforded the price of a return flight, could you?
your only other alternative is a virgin flight, followed by an authentic virgin moonburger and a photo opportunity next to a lifesize cut out of the gorgeous mr branson, in the splendour of the branson crater.
so it's not that difficult to make your mind up, is it.
and doris has volunteered to be the stewardess on the maiden flight.
she's already working on her anti-gravity meat pies.
wanna book now?
