we occasionally share - usually when i've had my iron tablets.
but tonight, doris wants her beauty sleep.
i ventured to suggest that she might want to take two weeks over it but she advised me with the aid of a right hook that one night would be enough to restore her good looks.

so she's sleeping alone, in her own bed.
it's a water bed.
well, it's a swimming pool with a thirty by fifteen metre lilo wedged on the top.
kev the chauffeur has volunteered to make waves tonight, so he's strapping on his breathing apparatus - a pork pie hat with a drainpipe attachment.
i warned him to be very careful where he comes up for air because doris moves around a lot at night. i didn't like the smirk on his face when i said that.
i'll be interested to see his wave making machinery, and i didn't like the smirk on his face when i said that, either.

oh well, leave them to it.
anyway, at least, i'll get some slumber tonight.
and i won't wake up with a jerk.