i understand that 57 per cent of british parents (britain is an island to the north of the isle of kevin) would send their child to a private school if they could afford it. this is up from 51 per cent ten years ago.

we are meant to believe that this means private education is better.

i disagree with this, and i speak from experience.
i was educated at saint attila the hun's primary school, for which privilege my parents paid a few quid a week for my milk and school meals.

it didn't do me any good.
i was always off sick with gut ache.

private education? been there, done that.
you can keep it.

i think the survey only goes to prove that an extra six per cent of parents would rather spend their hard earned money on marks and spencer ready meals.

and rennies.