what do you fancy right now?
i really, really want a pint of guinness, among other things.
so, what can i get you?
@ 2008-06-27 – 21:03:56
what do you fancy right now?
i really, really want a pint of guinness, among other things.
so, what can i get you?
you got good taste!
chips....now .... ![]()
salt and vinegar with your chips?
Mr Porky's pork scratchings.
NO! you've eaten too much already.
go to your room.
a frozen margarita for me please! ;-)
comin' right up - just the one?
x
A margarita with salt all over the rim, and a well-built Brazilian waiter who hasn't had a girlfriend for a month serving it.
sorry, well built brazilian waiters are off.
i can do you an italian stud?
No thanks. Being italian myself, I know that they are all buff and no metal. I'll go for an Irish, then. Lots of passion, fair amount of flesh. Blue eyes welcome.
ok - an irish margarita coming right up.
..oohhhh with the extra za zing eh!!
make that 2 margaritas then!
...Frozen!
just two - are you cutting down, or something?!
that is sufficient to start off with!!
A large G&T with ice and slice please 
here you are, served in a crystal tumbler with a tray of nibbley bits.
Parfait!
Well worth the wait! ![]()
A BBQ chicken pizza and a Coke Classic.
blimey!
now where did i put my pizza oven...?
do you mind waiting?
Am I too late for a swift half pint of scrumpy?
i only do gallon jugs of scrumpy, sorry.
still want one?
Erm...
You need to ask? 
right - i'll send doris over with it.
I'd better freshen up then. 
I understand she's a bit of a handful *ahem*
first - drink the scrumpy.

Hmmm, have a few Strongbow sweet in the fridge; might crack one open.
cool!
I fancy a big tub of bubblegum flavoured ice cream with nutty sprinkles on top and choccie sauce
xx
i'm fresh out of bubblegum flavour.
but i can give you double nutty sprinkles to make up for it!
x
Now let me think.....
A glass of Kir Royale, a plate of sushi and a very nice elderflower sorbet please!
Bliss ![]()
i need more staff!
help!
here's a copy of 'war and peace' - read that while i get to work!
Terrible service in this 'ere place y'know!
The only tip I shall be leaving is don't leave your socks on in bed!
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spooky i have a glass of the black necter in my mitt as i type