why do older men and women - national trust type people - wear beige?
is it like a uniform for a secret society?
do the women carry weapons in their beige handbags?
and what do the chaps keep in their trousers ... is that a pension book in your pocket or are you just pleased to see me? or is it just a tube of fruit pastilles?

and, i also noticed that a large majority of the women have the same hair style (i use the term loosely) - which seems to be modelled on a three year old brillo pad. maybe it's for when they head butt us - they can do more damage.

all this stuff about ageing ... i'm suspicious.
they're in a gang and they're up to something.

don't say i didn't warn you.

anyway, here on the isle of kevin, i'm taking no chances beige is banned.

i want everyone in virgin white.

white is the new beige.

that is all.