my royal household's tourism department is going green, as from now.

we're not recycling empty bottles of wine - we are simply smashing them over doris's head and sprinkling sparkly glass dust over our public paths to keep tourists out, or at least cause them some pain.

we're not flushing the toilet under any circumstances.  in fact, we are throwing all the toilets out.  it's holes in the ground for us, from now on.
saves water, good for the roses, and stinks like hell, thus deterring tourists.

and we're saving electricity by removing all the floodlights, which will ensure that more tourists will stumble around in the dark and fall off the cliff.

less tourists means less road traffic, too.

come on, all you people on the isle of britain - don't ponce about with your silly recycling boxes made of non-degrading plastic....
get serious.