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garden party

by kevinwilson ^Pro @ 2008-06-24 – 15:32:34
sorry you couldn't be bothered to turn up for my royal garden party today.
your absence was noted and construction work on your villa by the sea has been suspended.

you missed an excellent event, which included:
- steal a child's ice cream and get it back to the chest freezer before it melts (doris made many attempts but ate them all)
- the coconut shy - throw a coconut at kev the village idiot's head and see if you can split it open (the coconut)
- sheep throwing - same technique as the hammer throw, but a lot messier
- mount the donkey - this event was abandoned after ten minutes as people clearly had the wrong idea
- tug of war - two teams of eighty people on either end of flossie's bra straps
the beauty competition is still going on. this is very annoying as i am the only contestant, and i don't see why they can't make their minds up.

there.
sorry you skived off now, aren't you?

what's your excuse anyway?
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- tylluanpenry
- 2008-06-24 @ 16:13:42
WHAAAT? I was there, didn't you see me? Oh, drat, it must have been those ruddy ferns on the Solstice night again..... made me invisible (and you can check this for yourself if you get hold of a copy of Marie Trevelyan's Wales, written back in about 1909).

But I was definitely there. Bloody invisibility spells!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-06-24 @ 22:07:13
  nice try, but i too can become invisible and i looked behind the ferns!
  - - tylluanpenry
    - 2008-06-24 @ 22:21:31
    Rats!
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- deleted user (Visitor)
- 2008-06-24 @ 16:22:38
where was my invite? I'm still getting my villa right?
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-06-24 @ 22:10:13
  i'm thinking about it.
  i feel badly let down.
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- la_spice
- 2008-06-24 @ 17:36:32
You promised that I could open this year's garden party! The helicopter you promised didn't turn up this morning and I stood on that letter "H" for ages!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-06-24 @ 22:10:47
  oh not that excuse again!
  you'll have to do better than that...
  - - la_spice
    - 2008-06-25 @ 06:22:08
    OK - I was washing my hair
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- PrincessFiona
- 2008-06-24 @ 17:46:15
Can i take part in stealing ice creams and tug of war?
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-06-24 @ 22:11:48
  well, maybe next year, but you have to promise to be there!
  - - PrincessFiona
    - 2008-06-24 @ 22:20:00
    I promise I promise on Schuthorpe Hiltons life
    - - kevinwilson ^Pro
      - 2008-06-24 @ 22:26:41
      that's good enough for me! x
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        2008-06-25 @ 16:16:05
        
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- EllieGant
- 2008-06-24 @ 20:14:03
Excuse me! I was there .... still am, in fact, waiting for another contestant to turn up for the beauty contest before I cast my vote.

If no-one turns up soon, the donkey gets my vote!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-06-24 @ 22:12:49
  so it's between the donkey, doris, and you - and me.
  tricky, eh?
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- happy28 ^Pro
- 2008-06-24 @ 22:13:03
glad you had fun with your vivid imagination!
and glad the weather held up for you. I was too busy having my own BBQ in my back yard, so nur-nur-ne-nur-nur!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-06-24 @ 22:24:53
  didn't invite me, did ya?
  typical!
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- MissyMouse
- 2008-06-24 @ 23:03:22
I was driving up the motorway en route to yours and all of a sudden there was a bright light....and little green men. Yep you've guessed it, these Aliens stopped me to ask the way to your house. They said their sat nav was playing up a bit but they would lead the way. How was I to know they were going via the Milky Way. I'd have much prefered a Twirl.
I am all jet lagged now you know....and pretty fed up I missed all the fun!
- - kevinwilson ^Pro
  - 2008-06-25 @ 10:22:00
  well why didn't you say?
  i could have sent kev the chauffeur to pick you up.
  that's the first genuine excuse i've heard, so you are forgiven, and invited next year!
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