i've decided to travel incognito today (it's a new italian car, apparently).

well, i feel the need to be different.

so i thought i might walk round town, but obey all the traffic signs, stop at the lights, refuse to walk the wrong way down a one-way street, that sort of thing.

i thought i'd buy a box of after eight mints and eat them at seven.

i plan to sit next to someone at a crowded starbucks and make conversation.

i'll probably ask for a bacon, egg, sausage and chips - but one at a time, on separate plates.

try a bra for size in marks and spencers.

pay for a kfc and run off without eating it.

are you doing anything different today?