do cheese and wine parties still happen, and have you been to one lately?  do people simply eat cheese, drink wine, and go home, or do they talk as well?

when was the last time you played hopscotch?  why isn't it an olympic sport?

why have i never been invited to a tupperware party?  i find that quite insulting.

has any bus ever turned up on time? if not, why not save paper and do without timetables?

if tony blair's wife went on a sailing holiday, would the boat be called 'schooner of cherie'?

look out for the latest in the isle of kevin quizzes, coming up soon.