be careful of reading health books - you may die of a misprint:  mark twain

that's very true, that is.
it pays to be very clear when it comes to your health.

why, only the other day, doris went to see the doctor and said something about itchy virginia.
he advised her to go on a camping holiday to cornwall with him instead.
i told her it was her own fault for not enunciating.

then kev the chauffeur confided in me that he once went to a night club, ordered a penis colorado, and was directed to the sexual health counsellor who was holding advice sessions next to the condom machine in the gents toilets.  apparently, the advice was always to have the right change.

so mark twain (who wrote huckleberry hound) was right.
next time i go to the doc, i'll be sure to hand him a note, just so there are no misunderstandings.

but how do you spell man flew?