most people who sunbathe shouldn't.

i did a beer belly count this morning as part of my island tour.
there were so many white hairy mounds it looked like the whole beach had got goosebumps.

one or two seagulls were fooled.
a couple of them landed on one chap's barrel of flab and immediately made themselves at home.

i think lady gull is laying eggs as we speak.
so he's had it for the next few weeks. 
he's not going anywhere - i'll have a nature conservation order notice stuck in his sandcastle before the morning is out.